Frank Turner – 300 Reasons Not To Be An Idiot

by Torsten on 9. Januar 2012 · 2 comments

in Musik

Dieser Eintrag versammelt einige der ca. 300 von Frank Turner angeführten Gründe, kein Idiot zu sein. Er dient ausschließlich zu Dokumentations- und Recherchezwecken sowie zu meinem Privatvergnügen und wird bei entsprechendem Informationsfluß fortlaufend erweitert. Danke dennoch für die Aufmerksamkeit! Wenn Dein Grund hier noch fehlt, freue ich mich auf Deinen Kommentar!

This entry is trying to gather some (maybe all?) of the 300 „Reasons Not To Be An Idiot“ of the correspondent vinyl record by Frank Turner.  If „your“ reason is missing please leave a comment here including the number of the record! Thanks!


Reason #003: Because no one really cares…
Reason #009: Because you will miss your fucking bus!
Reason #010: Because the shops are closing in 10 minutes…
Reason #021: Because people are trying to sleep in here!
Reason #033: Because the wind might change and you’ll be stuck like that forever
Reason #042: Because you might end up with Russell Brand’s hair
Reason #063: Because my name ain’t really Frank…
Reason #069: Because Prison won’t make you a man.
Reason #070: Because New Labour is full.
Reason #090: Because you have to pay for your sins sometime…
Reason #114: Because i need you to keep buying my records
Reason #115: Because it butters no parsnips
Reason #131: Because you should leave pointlessness to blunt pencils
Reason #148: Because Rick-Rolling isn’t funny anymore
Reason #160: Because the difference between Italian espresso and cocain is, frankly, academic
Reason #176: Because Joe Strummer is never coming back.
Reason #195: Because if Crass called the Clash „The Cash“, they’d surely laugh if they saw my stash.
Reason #196: Because integrity don’t keep you warm and sane.
Reason #206: Because Hollywood just wants to eat your soul
Reason #207: Because if rationalists take their eye off the ball, the god squad creep in through the back door again.
Reason #217: Because political correctness is just linguistic fascism.
Reason #219: Because I’m a Man, he’s a PC and you’re a Fascist (linux)
Reason #221: Because my battery’s running low
Reason #235: Because Art School is too cool.
Reason #259: Because level-crossing deaths slow down the traffic
Reason #265: Because Dumbledore dies at the end.
Reason #293: Because I’m not the outdoor type…
Reason #299: Because the only thing that’s left to do is live.
Reason #305: Because the line between collectivism and tyranny is a thin one indeed
Reason #314: Because I look nothing like Brett of Flight of the Conchords.
Reason #318: Because the internet = Skynet.
Reason #321: Because i’d forgotten how dull writing these reasons out is…

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Hasine Hasenbrot Januar 10, 2012 um 12:02

Because while you’re busy making other plans, you sometimes realize that this here is your life !


2 Torsten Januar 10, 2012 um 19:58

Den Grund hamse sich jetzt aber selbst ausgedacht, Frau Hasenbrot. Das zählt nicht!


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