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Reasons not to be an idiot

Dieser Eintrag versam­melt einige der ca. 300 von Frank Turner angeführ­ten Gründe, kein Idiot zu sein. Er dient ausschließ­lich zu Dokumentations- und Recher­che­zwe­cken sowie zu meinem Privat­ver­gnü­gen und wird bei entspre­chen­dem Infor­ma­ti­ons­fluß fortlau­fend erwei­tert. Danke dennoch für die Aufmerk­sam­keit! Wenn Dein Grund hier noch fehlt, freue ich mich auf Deinen Kommen­tar!

This entry is trying to gather some (maybe all?) of the 300 „Reasons Not To Be An Idiot“ of the corre­spon­dent vinyl record by Frank Turner.  If „your“ reason is missing please leave a comment here inclu­ding the number of the record! Thanks!

 

Reason #003: Because no one really cares…
Reason #009: Because you will miss your fucking bus!
Reason #010: Because the shops are closing in 10 minutes…
Reason #021: Because people are trying to sleep in here!
Reason #033: Because the wind might change and you’ll be stuck like that forever
Reason #042: Because you might end up with Russell Brand’s hair
Reason #063: Because my name ain’t really Frank…
Reason #069: Because Prison won’t make you a man.
Reason #070: Because New Labour is full.
Reason #090: Because you have to pay for your sins sometime…
Reason #114: Because i need you to keep buying my records
Reason #115: Because it butters no parsnips
Reason #131: Because you should leave point­less­ness to blunt pencils
Reason #148: Because Rick-Rolling isn’t funny anymore
Reason #160: Because the diffe­rence between Italian espresso and cocain is, frankly, acade­mic
Reason #176: Because Joe Strum­mer is never coming back.
Reason #195: Because if Crass called the Clash „The Cash“, they’d surely laugh if they saw my stash.
Reason #196: Because integrity don’t keep you warm and sane.
Reason #206: Because Holly­wood just wants to eat your soul
Reason #207: Because if ratio­na­lists take their eye off the ball, the god squad creep in through the back door again.
Reason #217: Because politi­cal correct­ness is just lingu­is­tic fascism.
Reason #219: Because I’m a Man, he’s a PC and you’re a Fascist (linux)
Reason #221: Because my battery’s running low
Reason #235: Because Art School is too cool.
Reason #259: Because level-crossing deaths slow down the traffic
Reason #265: Because Dumble­dore dies at the end.
Reason #293: Because I’m not the outdoor type…
Reason #299: Because the only thing that’s left to do is live.
Reason #305: Because the line between collec­tivism and tyranny is a thin one indeed
Reason #314: Because I look nothing like Brett of Flight of the Conch­ords.
Reason #318: Because the inter­net = Skynet.
Reason #321: Because i’d forgot­ten how dull writing these reasons out is…

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